THE AQUARIAN WOMAN
She is a free spirit who is eternally curious and always friendly. An aquarian woman will enchant you with her enigmatic charm and seeks a man who is both romantic and intellectual. She is neither possessive nor jealous and believes that love begins with friendship. She is also a total individual who marches to her own drummer. Whether this is the beat of a jazz band or a set of tom-toms as she stakes you out on the nearest anthill is something you should try to determine before the wedding.
The good news is that she is one of the nicest people in the Universe. The bad news is, that's because she always does exactly what she pleases. An aquarius female is rebellious, headstrong, and contrary. She can be selfishly independent and exasperating, especially when she is running through the house screaming, "FREEDOM!"
When angry, she can act out in an aggressive, childish way. She may stamp her feet, order you out of the house, or even trash the place in a fit of petulant indignation. But, usually, she approaches anger from the same detatched mental perspective as she does everything else in life, preferring to argue and provoke you into a rage. As all Air Signs, she is easily bored and delights in stirring the pot, especially if she thinks it will piss you off.
She's so unpredicatble that each time you kiss her good-bye, you'll never know who, or what, will greet you when you return. She has few inhibitions. Some female water bearers have green hair, purple hair, or no hair at all. SHe will wear a nose ring, a toe ring, or six earrings in one ear and a tongue stud. She will dress any way she fancies, no matter what the occasion, and is apt to wear Levi's and a "Free Tibet" T-shirt to a formal dinner, where she will not hesitate to discuss any topic under the sun, including death, politics, cannibalism, or cannibalizing dead politicians. Her personality is combination shock treatment and rugged individualism.
The female water bearer oves gossip as much as cousin Gemini. However, her odd curiosity lends itself to ferreting out the most disgusting bits of information she can find to horrify you with as she unleashes her maniacal laughter. She will also keep you up all night analyzing such inane topics as how dust bunnies are formed and whether or not Karan Johar is gay or not.
She has a horde of friends of all ages, sexes, persuasions, and character types. And she will be available anytime of the day or night for guidance and counselling, a free meal, or a warm bed. If you want to win her heart, be prepared to feel as if you are living in a combination bus station and therapist's office.
The more bizzare you are, the better your chances of getting her in the sack. Tell her you are doing research on vampire sexual rites in los angeles, and she'll confess that she channels new positions for the kama sutra from Bela Lugosi. Pretend you are an alien sex fiend from the planet Halcyon and she will wrap herself in Christmas lights and fall at your feet. However, unless you are an Aries with an endless imagination, or a Scorpio who can appeal to her perverse side, you'll soon find yourself with a bored partner who prefers reading about sex to doing the deed. But don't confuse bored with non-sexy.
Aquarius is not into blatant emotionalism, so if you are worship-needy like Leo, or a drama-drenched water sign, you'll soon feel like you've stumbled through an electrically whirlwind and being zapped, snapped, and spit out as too stupid to deal with, all in record time.
Thier philosophy is "Honesty is the best policy". They are a free spirit who couldn't care less about confroming to society's standards. And they understand that home is a state of mind, not a defined place. Let other people cling to their outworn beliefs and 9-to-5 routines. Years from now when their detractors are sitting in the clubhouse of their gated community, living vicariously through cable tv and canned music, you can send them a video of you and the Dalai Lama the true path to enlightenment
